Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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