just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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