farters have to be the big spoon...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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