Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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