Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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