I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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