We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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