Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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