Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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