just tell him i said nine months
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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