This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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