There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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