There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i think i just lost a toe
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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