Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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