do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Randomize
