youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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