Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
