Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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