We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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