there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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