I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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