Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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