For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Randomize
