we have pet lesbian snakes
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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