You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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