Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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