god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
