i barfeds in our rink
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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