We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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