Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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