Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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