We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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