That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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