Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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