I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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