Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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