Got a toothbrush?
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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