p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Randomize
