I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i think i have herpe
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.