Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
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he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.