And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.