her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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