There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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