is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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