every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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