I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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