He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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