everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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