guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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