Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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