I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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