Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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