There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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