Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Enjoy the penises
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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