ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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