She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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