TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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