I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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