chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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