She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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