What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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