So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Randomize
