I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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